Sunday, December 05, 2004

Legal Will

Something that I never thought would happen occured on Thursday. My dad framed me on the front page of the Sydney Morning Herald. In this article, concerning a crossword defamation, dad said stuff about my degree that I didn't know. And to make it worse, my future career has been sealed as one which is dedicated to defending underworld rulers called 'Mr. Sin'*. Of course, dad was awesome in his usual way for completely controlling the interview and throwing it off track (maybe the reporter was distracted by Lenin, a strung-up Red Baron biplane destroying the allies, or Darth Vader fighting a crashing Pan Am, all of which can be found in dad's office). Plus, the article had an awesome punning title. Here's the exceprt:

When I said "get mo' paper", I didn't mean this!

Well, the pointsman gave me some of my results. Actually, he gave them to me 2 minutes after I published my angry entry. Maybe the poinstman does have a heart... hey let's find out! Let me introduce you to:

Pointsman DOES have a heart... of flamethrower!
Don't be sad. Pointsman will be back for more craziness soon!
Also, look at this ridiculously brain-meltingly weird blog dedicated to trampolines. It appears to be one of those generic "I will use a free blog to sell internet goods, spam style" blogs... except who in their right mind would think there is a market out there for assorted trampoline news and parts. Warning: whatever you do, don't click on the 'kinky trampoline porn' link halfway down the page. Jian did and it broke him!
DISCLAIMER: DON'T SUE ME!
*according ONLY to his defamers. This is of course NOT true. He is nice and clean and shiny overworld to the maximum.

2 Comments:

At 12/05/2004 04:54:00 PM, Blogger alys said...

hey hey, new scientist informs me that depressed elephants go on benders by eating rotten fruit (ie, alcohol). good times.

my student didn't come. i'm sad.

 
At 12/05/2004 07:45:00 PM, Blogger conditionals said...

Wow. And this comes not long after I informed you that famingoes turn pink because of the phD in Victoria Lake. .. hmmm ok I'm not very good at science. I got a D- for that progect in year 10.

Still, I would like to see the elephant thing on a Liddle Fact. If this isn't enough of a generic Liddle Fact advertisment, maybe Spring Valley could then go on to write that their rotten vegetable slection makes a great afternoon drink.

 

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