Legal Will

Something that I never thought would happen occured on Thursday. My dad framed me on the front page of the Sydney Morning Herald. In this article, concerning a crossword defamation, dad said stuff about my degree that I didn't know. And to make it worse, my future career has been sealed as one which is dedicated to defending underworld rulers called 'Mr. Sin'*. Of course, dad was awesome in his usual way for completely controlling the interview and throwing it off track (maybe the reporter was distracted by Lenin, a strung-up Red Baron biplane destroying the allies, or Darth Vader fighting a crashing Pan Am, all of which can be found in dad's office). Plus, the article had an awesome punning title. Here's the exceprt:

When I said "get mo' paper", I didn't mean this!

Well, the pointsman gave me some of my results. Actually, he gave them to me 2 minutes after I published my angry entry. Maybe the poinstman does have a heart... hey let's find out! Let me introduce you to:

Pointsman DOES have a heart... of flamethrower!
Don't be sad. Pointsman will be back for more craziness soon!
Also, look at this ridiculously brain-meltingly weird blog dedicated to trampolines. It appears to be one of those generic "I will use a free blog to sell internet goods, spam style" blogs... except who in their right mind would think there is a market out there for assorted trampoline news and parts. Warning: whatever you do, don't click on the 'kinky trampoline porn' link halfway down the page. Jian did and it broke him!
DISCLAIMER: DON'T SUE ME!
*according ONLY to his defamers. This is of course NOT true. He is nice and clean and shiny overworld to the maximum.