Tuesday, January 30, 2007

how to win at hypothesis

Everybody knows that Daniel Radcliffe puts the rad in Daniel Radcliffe. He is, after all, a kickin' emo guy. I mean, look how he rocks out:



Seriously, Gary Oldman taught him how to play bass. That is rocking out x 10.

PROPOSAL:

Anyway, I'm guessing that, being the star of HP+5 movies and all, he has to do a lot of promotional photography work for promo posters, magazine articles and DVD cases etc. As a generally kickin' emo guy, he wastes no time in fulfilling these tiring promotional duties. UNLESS, of course, he happens to be doing something more awesome at the time. Like making a mixtape that communicates his feelings.

Again anyway, it would seem that every time the promotional persons of interest want to take a picture/turn my camera on/get a flicc witchu for the back cover of a HP DVD release, Daniel Radcliffe is making a mixtape.

HYPOTHESIS:

The customary photo of Daniel Radcliffe on the back cover of Harry Potter DVD releases is NEVER Daniel Radcliffe.

PROOF:

a) This is Daniel Radcliffe. He is totally rocking out:



b) This is a photo of Daniel Radcliffe on the back cover of HP1. This is not Daniel Radcliffe. This is a pompous lipsticked buffoon who stole my kilometrico pen in year 7:



c) This is a photo of Daniel Radcliffe on the back cover of HP2. This is not Daniel Radcliffe. This is some dude who was chillin' in his low-riding car outside a sci-fi-con:



d) This is a photo of Daniel Radcliffe on the back cover of HP3. This is not Daniel Radcliffe. This is your brother's weird friend who loves World of Warcraft but also hot rods:



e) This is a photo of Daniel Radcliffe on the back cover of HP4. This is not Daniel Radcliffe. This is a species who can eat his own teeth:



WIN.

Monday, January 22, 2007

On holidays.

This is my porn.