Accidental Porn is the New Black

Well this post was meant to go up yesterday but the blogger was broked. So allow me to recreate the feeling of yesterday, today!:
CALIFORNIA CALIFORNIA HERE WE COMEEEEEHUMMMMM
I had a very weird couple of experiences tosmorning*. Firstly, I awoke to find a wasp nest being built by a killer giant megawasp on my balcony. I thought about wrenching it but decided it was best to let it continue on its merry (STINGING) little (MEGABIG) way. Then, as I was waiting to cross the street, a little old lady asked me to help her across. Whilst she kungfugripped my arm, she asked me what my aspirations in life were (to get a Boost juice), and then proceeded to inform me about how she made great spaghetti. I never knew stereotypical old ladies like that existed. Awesome. And finally, when I finally got to Boost, the guy in front of me picked up his two juices, and the Boost guy popped down one of the buttons on the lid (you know, the generic takeaway drink lid buttons) to indicate that one of the drinks was 'Diet'. Doesn't Boost Guy know the law of the universe? It is illegal to actually make use of those little lid (liddle?) buttons. Argh! Weird morning!

Did you know that Krispy Kreme can kater for your wedding with delicious doughnut wedding cakes? And did you also know that, according to the poster at the Penrith Krispy Kreme outlet, 'with Krispy Kreme you are NEVER ALONE". Not even if you get so fat that you eat your Krispy Kreme wedding partner just to get those extra few bites you missed out on. Hmmm. Also did I mention that I work at Krispy Kreme? I suggest you try the Doughnut-flavoured Koffee:

After each shift I dip my head into the Kreme batter and go crazy!

It is a little known fact that Pat and his friend Nic-with-no-k are actually deceptacons (decepatcons?) fighting for the supreme victories of evil. If you don't believe me, I have completely un-edited photographic proof:

Take that!

In keeping with the overall weirdness of this entry, I should mention that last Thursday, as I was walking across Circle Key on my way to work, I came across the World's Biggest Risotto cook-off. Sure, it was all a front for promoting rice, but I laughed at the 40-odd cooks because it was hot and the risotto smelt bad.

As for the title of this entry, it seems as if accidentally sending porn images to unsuspecting victims is so hot right now. In the past few weeks we've had the police send child porn to 1,800 schools and that whole Australian Idol gay porn mishap. What next? Only time will tell. (Oh, and on a highschool note, the links I just provided to corresponding SMH articles have the word 'Farticles' in the url. I laughing.)

*tosmorning IS a real word. Just like tosafternoon. See, you have today, tomorrow. It just makes perfect sense.