Thursday, June 22, 2006

After 2 Visits...

The official blog of boring billboard analysis! Found this one outside a tanning salon after some heavy rain:

Awesome! Built-in camouflage... for when you want to hide out in skin cancer wards?

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Hammer Time

Check this ad I found in the CBD. Watch out! Only 2 months after a totally misguided campaign, here comes another one!

A giant pack of Continental noodlesnack or something is suspended mid air in a bus shelter adspace, with the words:

Surely it's only a matter of time before somebody, well, gets some hardcore three-thirtyitis and breaks the glass. I mean, this glowing pack of giant goodness is just floating there, awaiting to be collected.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if you took a hammer to that, broke the glass and got the treats inside, then you would have a pretty strong legal foot to stand on. I mean, they invite you to do it, there is no disclaimer, and you could always argue three-thirtyitis.

Monday, June 05, 2006


I... just handed my thesis in.

I have been awake for 39 hours I tried to eat my thesis.

There was a problem at kinko's printing my two shiny cover parts. I used up all my kinko's credits. Then the manager paid for my whole printing because I was there for so long. He had 9999 kinkos credits.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Scarves are awesome.

Deal with it!

Sick Sick Sicks of those guys.

So the antichrist is apparently coming in six days time. I for one welcome into the world another dude who's not going to vote Republican.

Indeed, maybe he (or she?) can help me with this problem I'm having. See, I write my thesis into the early hours of the morning at my dad's office. All has been fine and dandy like something something candy. However... every night for the last week, these guys have come in at about 10pm and worked all night fixing the air conditioning. That's cool, the drilling noises are ok. But... these fuckers are obsessed with playing albums really loud. Albums that are on my LISTENING CYCLE!!! I don't know what to do. Obviously I can't stay and listen (obviously). I've tried putting on my headphones and listening to other music, but then I can't focus on my thesis. Sometimes I just leave early... but then I don't finish the work I need to do.

ARGH. I'm thinking of just knocking them out and locking them away in the air ducts. They could survive up there for a week until I finish work right? I mean, Russell and Webb did it... and they even came out of it quite rich.

Still... if these two guys put on the Harry Potter book 6 audiobook (I'm halfway through 5)... and let's face it, there's a pretty high chance they will, I will have to PWN their ears with a sharpened compass(zorz).

In other news, this is pretty much the best picture I've ever seen:

And what's with the guy directly above Wang Shu-hui BITING INTO HER SKULL?!

In even more news, it seems like planes can sort of fly with exploded engines. That's cool.