Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Why I drive a Prius

I'm no fan of sustainability. Even Kellogg's Sustain turns me off. So why do I drive a Toyota Prius hybrid car? Well... because:

As simply driving my Prius saves the whole environment, I am allowed to even the score a bit by littering straight out my Prius window, right into fragile bush-regeneration ecosystems. Convenient!

The Prius' advanced hybrid engine allows it to run both on battery... and on that other type of battery.

The Prius leaves no carbon footprint. But it sure does leave an awesome poodle footprint.