Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Sandy

Today, whilst walking up from the beach, some guy shouted out to me "hey, why are you carrying that dog?". Obviously, my first reaction was fear that somehow pom had been glued to my back for the past four days without me knowing it. If I had known it, I would have slept stomach up on a bed of poison poodle eating cicadas. But no, they were just referring to our shady family friend, Sandy, who I was helping up the beach. Anyway, here are some photos of our holiday so far:

Sandy and Alice.


"Yes Sandy, this is how you make a sandwich... no no don't be scared, it's just a name... well actually it's not. Sandwiches were named after the great lord Sandwich..."


It's wednesday and there's Sandy, but it's not the Addams Family.

9 Comments:

At 1/06/2005 03:45:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i thought the grammar exercises that i was thieving off the internet were the low point of my afternoon. then i found this: http://www.better-english.com/grammar/holidayjokes.htm

keeping in mind that this is a site designed to help non-english speaking people communicate better in english for business purposes. what sort of humour-from-hell monsters are the esl profession producing?

- alys.

 
At 1/06/2005 03:51:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

on the other hand, every one of these sentences becomes more entertaining if you select 'nervous breakdown' as the correct answer.

http://www.better-english.com/grammar/have.htm

oh, damn, stop distracting me. i was going to work really really hard today so that i finished earlier, but it's just so fucking boring.

love, a.

 
At 1/06/2005 04:09:00 PM, Blogger conditionals said...

Wow, those jokes were awesome! But, as with the case nervous breakdowns, who wouldn't opt for the other um, options:

http://users.bigpond.com/tort/fun.gif

 
At 1/06/2005 04:54:00 PM, Blogger conditionals said...

Okay, I'm still looking at the nervous breakdown questions, and am on the verge of having one myself.

You don't smell very nice. You should have a nervous breakdown.

 
At 1/06/2005 08:44:00 PM, Blogger Jean_Therapist said...

AtmosFEAR!!!

You rolled a six? You should have a nervous breakdown!

muaaahahahaaaa! I am the hate keepAAARRR.

 
At 1/06/2005 09:23:00 PM, Blogger conditionals said...

You think you're being helpful?

Make yourself useful and go and find a tall building. Then jump off.

Mwahahaha nothing can stop my reign of taunting... [dvd breaks]

 
At 1/08/2005 03:37:00 PM, Blogger scott said...

ok. it was a bum purchase. IM SARRY!

 
At 1/09/2005 05:00:00 PM, Blogger Jean_Therapist said...

I disagree, scoot. AtmoFEAR still makes me laugh just thinking about it.

Considering how much pleasure we've recieved from the alleged 'bum' purchase, I think it would have to be a pretty hot 'bum'.

 
At 1/10/2005 12:02:00 PM, Blogger conditionals said...

It's not often you get to see actors who were spat out the bottom of the porn industry when you play board games. I liked it.

 

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