Intervention Invention?

Your friends are planning an intervention. Your parents are looking into rehab therapy. Your cat is sad. You, however, have just uncurled from your foetal position and are crawling the streets in the rain at 3am looking for that quick fix hit for your addiction. That's where this invention can help. I call it the Alternative To Therapy (ATM).

Sure, from the outside it looks like a normal ATM. But like any good table, it's whats on the inside that counts.

Let me tell you, banking on this invention will restore balance to your life.

And coming soon from the same design team: the Frosty Ribena Igloo for Grape Enthusiasts (FRIDGE)! Also, did you know that the same company makes both Panadol and Ribena? Hmmm, I wish they would combine their products...

Mmm, tastes like chalky.