Monday, July 04, 2005

Intervention Invention?

Your friends are planning an intervention. Your parents are looking into rehab therapy. Your cat is sad. You, however, have just uncurled from your foetal position and are crawling the streets in the rain at 3am looking for that quick fix hit for your addiction. That's where this invention can help. I call it the Alternative To Therapy (ATM).

Sure, from the outside it looks like a normal ATM. But like any good table, it's whats on the inside that counts.

Let me tell you, banking on this invention will restore balance to your life.

And coming soon from the same design team: the Frosty Ribena Igloo for Grape Enthusiasts (FRIDGE)! Also, did you know that the same company makes both Panadol and Ribena? Hmmm, I wish they would combine their products...

Mmm, tastes like chalky.

4 Comments:

At 7/05/2005 11:58:00 PM, Blogger Francomalaisienne said...

dude, yet another interesting bleurg from you. yay. not sure what to type really since i have shakespeare assessment tomorrow. URGH i need a panadol

 
At 7/06/2005 12:31:00 AM, Blogger conditionals said...

I can tell you that shakespeare's company has been taken over by some crazy, power-hungry, π hungry jesters.

 
At 7/06/2005 10:42:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i take it that your operation didn't go as planned

 
At 7/08/2005 10:18:00 AM, Blogger conditionals said...

Oh it went perfectly as planned: I writhe in pain until the pain goes away, thus delaying the horrible operation for as long as possible.

 

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