Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Project Chameleo

A while ago, Nick, a scientist, was searching for inventions to patent on google, when he found Project Chameleo, a supposedly defunct patented invisibility device. As shown in this diagram (from the site), the cloaking device uses some sort of 'shield' which takes existing light to create flawless invisibility:

Perfect for those top secret missions into enemy clip-art territory.

Anyway, since the project seems to have run out of steam, I thought I'd do my part and actively field test it. Following the project outlines as best I could, I gathered my invisibility shield and hid myself in some exotic locations. The results were amazingly triumphant! There's a cold hard cash prize involved for anyone who can find even the slightest hint of me in the five photos (don't get your hopes up):

Attempts to find me will leave you forlawn.

Witness Project Chaemelo and gravel at my feet.

You wheel never believe I'm in this photo.

Won't find any rugged good looks in this picture.

My location leaves everything to the imagination.

No, this was not a trick. I really was in each of those photos. I hearby find (no pun intended) Project Chaemelo to be a success of Where's Wally proportions!


At 6/07/2005 06:43:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

argh, and argh. will, what blog? i am blogless... although check out blastradius.blogspot.com (the simpsons character should clue you in on whose blog it is)...

and i have no phone credit... and your hotmail address doesnt work.


At 6/07/2005 08:09:00 PM, Blogger conditionals said...

If I could pull it off, I'd say your brother was a mad keen dude!

At 6/07/2005 08:12:00 PM, Blogger flashman said...

Insane and sharp, I like it.

At 6/07/2005 08:50:00 PM, Blogger cath said...

this is much better than where's wally , will cos at least i could catch a whiff of where you might be - where's wally is far too busy for me. I spent years trying to find wally (without much luck) - just ask alys.

non-anon cath from the cath-artic cath-dral of caths

At 6/07/2005 08:55:00 PM, Blogger cath said...

will, i'm worried - does project chameleo have some sort of military implications and, if so, should i be worried about finding corporeal will at this site soon??

At 6/08/2005 12:19:00 AM, Blogger Francomalaisienne said...

Aaah, my 'daily' dose of Willism. Thank you.

"Come out come out wherever you are..."(in a high pitch sorta screeching sorta voice which then ends with a horrifying laughter something like nyek nyek nyek)

I FOUND YOU!!!! :D Now give me the god damn prize now or else....

(ps: Madagascar or not he'll still flip.Only god knows how he'll react if we knows us randomners are planning on skinny dipping.I think you've madagascar one too many times too.....)

I'm a Willist

At 6/08/2005 12:59:00 AM, Blogger conditionals said...

Don't be ridiculous cath, I would never sell out this blog to the army for a lifetime supply of space food sticks...

At 6/08/2005 03:34:00 AM, Blogger Francomalaisienne said...


Damn this blog's bloody good at times where u're preparing a fecking presentation. Thank you, will.

willist fan.


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