Friday, June 03, 2005

DIE blogging!

I present to you, the first ever do-it-easily blogging pack!

Tweed not included!

Tired of waiting for legal will updates that just end up being tired, pointless and uninspired? No more! For just $13.37 you can get this handy DIE kit, which will put YOU in CONTROL of your very own legal will:

Pictured: the legal will Klåusdørf pack. Packaging supplied by ikea.

Using the supplied blü-tac* and duct-tape you can put together the kit in as little as 17 man hours:

*inferior quality 20 year old product from East Germany. Actually blue.


Satisfied customer Richard N. had this to say about our product: "There are some people, you know, they think the way to be a big man is to shout and stomp and raise hell - and then nothing ever really happens."

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13 Comments:

At 6/03/2005 08:01:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I definately need to order one. It actually Will (ha) make my life complete.
You didn't supply any mode of ordering. My money is in my hand. I can't fit it in the A drive. damnation.

 
At 6/03/2005 08:03:00 PM, Blogger cath said...

No, No Will - this is no substitute for the real thing. I hang out for your updates every day and get bitterly disappointed when a week goes by without a newie!! Although I must say this latest post is a doozie! But we will continue to need the reel thing not just some kit form substitute.

 
At 6/04/2005 04:11:00 PM, Anonymous Max Max Maxy McMax said...

Wow!

 
At 6/04/2005 10:38:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what the devil! there's never two caths... i'm not sure i'm comfortable with this. i also hang out for will's updates and have been known to use the word doozie on occasion.

two caths....hm.
well, i'll be anonymous cath

 
At 6/04/2005 11:33:00 PM, Blogger conditionals said...

wow! it's like my blog has become a cath-edral...

also, i may have neglected to mention the special killbot
mode of the pack...

 
At 6/05/2005 12:07:00 AM, Blogger cath said...

Fabulous - anonymous cath and i seem to have our very own cath-edral - having been brought up cath-o-lick, this is like a dream come true. and i dont mind sharing it with anonymous cath or any other caths out there for that matter. there may be more of us!! May all the caths of the world unite in will's cath-edral.

non-anon cath

 
At 6/05/2005 01:31:00 PM, Blogger pat said...

TweedRock!

 
At 6/05/2005 06:58:00 PM, Blogger Francomalaisienne said...

God Will, you're such a Will.

 
At 6/05/2005 07:44:00 PM, Blogger conditionals said...

That was an a Pau-Lynn comment...

 
At 6/06/2005 09:43:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sharing this space with non-anon cath sure has been one big cathartic moment.

-anon cath

 
At 6/07/2005 12:10:00 AM, Blogger Francomalaisienne said...

MDR!!!

Nota Bene : Mort De Rire.

Dude, this is practically my online Bible. Not that i'm a Christian or anything but you get what i mean don't ya? Please continue writing all things WILL. Thank you.

not-another-cath-but-a-Willism-Follower.

 
At 6/07/2005 10:57:00 AM, Blogger brydie said...

willism hey?
well, maybe we should hear a few words from he who inspires will (who inspires willism).
i think you all know who i mean:
DBM ON EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGY AND THE ADAPTIVE POTENTIAL THEORY OF PROPER FUNCTION:
"the toeless were competing with the toed...ha ha ha, toad. ribbit. anyway, the toed could run better from the saber tooth...ha ha ha, toad. ribbit."
this beam of wisdom lit up latin 1, our otherwise dull lecture room in the quad...
charles darwin, eat your heart out...

 
At 6/10/2005 12:38:00 PM, Anonymous pat said...

online bible?
you want something like this.

 

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