DIE blogging!

I present to you, the first ever do-it-easily blogging pack!

Tweed not included!

Tired of waiting for legal will updates that just end up being tired, pointless and uninspired? No more! For just $13.37 you can get this handy DIE kit, which will put YOU in CONTROL of your very own legal will:

Pictured: the legal will Klåusdørf pack. Packaging supplied by ikea.

Using the supplied blü-tac* and duct-tape you can put together the kit in as little as 17 man hours:

*inferior quality 20 year old product from East Germany. Actually blue.


Satisfied customer Richard N. had this to say about our product: "There are some people, you know, they think the way to be a big man is to shout and stomp and raise hell - and then nothing ever really happens."

ORDER NOW!