Wednesday, May 11, 2005

3 stories about men

I woke up tosmorning the way I always do: to the sound of my intercom buzzer being rung by the postman at 9am to deliver a vinyl that I foolishly bought on the internet and forgot about. Then it was back to bed to stare at my tree-filled window view. But this morning, there was something suspicious going down in my favourite tree...:

"I wood stop what you're doing and leave!" I yelled, but they knew I was all bark and no bite. Bastards took down my favourite (only) tree... leaving me with an unobstructed view of the RPA. Thanks guys!

So lately I've become a class 1337 apple nerd. I'm addicted to apple rumours/news sites, living only for the glorious moment at 3am when they all update. I've become so nerdy that I get excited when apple patents a new design... especially this particular tablet computer design, which was entered into the US patents database with the following image and caption:

"FIG. 9 is an exemplary diagram of the use of the electronic device thereof; [the] broken lines being shown [are] for illustrative [purposes] only, and form no part of the claimed design".
Imagine if they hadn't dotted the line... what's more of an ego trip then one-upping god and patenting man design?

Ah Seth, giver of all life and captain oats. I know, I know, my infatuation with a character from a trashy tv show is becoming dull. Ok! From now on, I promise I'll cut out my seth obsession... with a scalpel!:

Haha! The international clout rating of stenciling just went into deficit!


At 5/13/2005 08:49:00 AM, Anonymous Max White said...

Hey Will.
I took the liberty of using photoshop to show exactly what Apple patented there. Here it is:

At 5/13/2005 03:53:00 PM, Anonymous pat said...

hang on.
apple are patenting half a block and a thumb?

At 5/13/2005 07:16:00 PM, Blogger Francomalaisienne said...

I so can't wait to show this site to my friend who loves climbing trees will! And what's with you and Seth cohen dude? You're a guy come on!! Go crazy over Marissa or some other chick!! Just not seth urgh!!!!!


At 5/13/2005 11:04:00 PM, Blogger conditionals said...

Marissa? Like, ew.

I put the Seth stencil up in newtown and somebody came around and GOUGED OUT his face! Who could have such a viscious vendetta against him? Did he not being laughter and happiness and sunshine into their lives?

Oh, but I'll get them back...

At 6/11/2005 05:15:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're all wankers

And anyway, it's obvious who Will should have an infatuation with - Zach - look at his beautiful hair.

At 6/11/2005 05:57:00 PM, Blogger conditionals said...

I don't know, his hair looks easily flammable. Although I do like that he appears to be made out of pure evil.


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