Def to y'all haterz

The thought of the armed forces conjures up many an image. Brave ANZAC soldiers fighting for our freedom in the name of king, country and mediocre tasting cookies. But rarely does it envoke a hardcore 80s rapper talking about how cool mo' shizzle be fo' rizzle. Well it should, and I'll show why.

You know what 'def' means right?

The hearing-impared are high up in the hip hop hierachy.

You may also be familiar with credible rap personality, Mos Def:

His name could go two ways: "Most Def", as in 'I be tha most def', or "Moss Def", as in 'Kate Moss is so def right now'.

And who could forget the Def Jam label, who not only fostered early hip hop poineers like beastie boys or Run DMC, but also took defness to entirely new levels:

"Roses are red and vioelts are blue, I pimped mo' hoes now im'a comin' fo' you".

So what does this have to do with the armed forces? Well, I saw my navy friend Alex's credit card today. He's a member of the Navy's very own credit union:

Defcredit: ask about our lo' interest lo' rider initiative.

I assume the defcredit card also comes in silver, gold and platinum, so as to suit all your bling needs:

"I'm so tough that when the defcredit repo guys came to reposses my pieces, I got their tv... all without batting an eyelid... well, maybe one or two."