Tuesday, January 30, 2007

how to win at hypothesis

Everybody knows that Daniel Radcliffe puts the rad in Daniel Radcliffe. He is, after all, a kickin' emo guy. I mean, look how he rocks out:



Seriously, Gary Oldman taught him how to play bass. That is rocking out x 10.

PROPOSAL:

Anyway, I'm guessing that, being the star of HP+5 movies and all, he has to do a lot of promotional photography work for promo posters, magazine articles and DVD cases etc. As a generally kickin' emo guy, he wastes no time in fulfilling these tiring promotional duties. UNLESS, of course, he happens to be doing something more awesome at the time. Like making a mixtape that communicates his feelings.

Again anyway, it would seem that every time the promotional persons of interest want to take a picture/turn my camera on/get a flicc witchu for the back cover of a HP DVD release, Daniel Radcliffe is making a mixtape.

HYPOTHESIS:

The customary photo of Daniel Radcliffe on the back cover of Harry Potter DVD releases is NEVER Daniel Radcliffe.

PROOF:

a) This is Daniel Radcliffe. He is totally rocking out:



b) This is a photo of Daniel Radcliffe on the back cover of HP1. This is not Daniel Radcliffe. This is a pompous lipsticked buffoon who stole my kilometrico pen in year 7:



c) This is a photo of Daniel Radcliffe on the back cover of HP2. This is not Daniel Radcliffe. This is some dude who was chillin' in his low-riding car outside a sci-fi-con:



d) This is a photo of Daniel Radcliffe on the back cover of HP3. This is not Daniel Radcliffe. This is your brother's weird friend who loves World of Warcraft but also hot rods:



e) This is a photo of Daniel Radcliffe on the back cover of HP4. This is not Daniel Radcliffe. This is a species who can eat his own teeth:



WIN.

3 Comments:

At 1/31/2007 12:36:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you have sparked a Daniel Radcliffe media frenzy http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/harry-potter-strips/2007/01/31/1169919374719.html

 
At 1/31/2007 12:56:00 PM, Blogger conditionals said...

The play's producer, David Pugh, told the Daily Mail that Radcliffe had been rehearsing the nude scenes with Christie for more than a week and had overcome his initial shyness.

 
At 1/31/2007 01:12:00 PM, Blogger penfold said...

how OLD is that woman?
ginny must be spewing...

 

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