Sunday, October 15, 2006

Party Packin'

I had a Noddy party once. While not as awesome, these Hi-5 party packs, avaliable in foodmarts, still make for one fully attended birthday party:



Or... do they? They give you six settings... but how many invites?



So, basically it is assumed that at least two people the hapless kid invites to their party will not come. 3/4 is the MAXIMUM amount of friend-party turnover allowed. No exceptions.

It must be science or something.

3 Comments:

At 10/16/2006 01:32:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why the extra napkins though?? So the poor birthday child can soak up their tears after receiving two knockbacks?

 
At 10/16/2006 02:02:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh poor (abstract) kid. in year one my mum made me invite this kid boris to my birthday party. he had asked me to marry him and i said no, so he started bullying me. she thought this would solve things.
alas- he threw the invite in the bin right in front of me. the tears are welling up as i remember it...could someone pass me one of those napkins?

we miss you will. in real life and at Some Kind of Crew.

 
At 10/16/2006 10:27:00 PM, Blogger conditionals said...

If it makes you feel any better, Boris was obviously a RUSSIAN DOUBLE AGENT.

 

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