W.K. interact

Andrew W.K.. He confuses me. And not just because I don't know how to put a full stop after his name whilst still being grammatically correct. It's because he likes to party. A lot. Indeed, every song on his debut album is about partying. Hard ('Party Hard'). Usually until you die ('Get Ready to Die'), puke ('Party 'til You Puke'), or both (it's something that happens). You can tell that his second album is more mature and lovelorn, because it only has one song with 'party' in the title.

So two things confuse me about him. Firstly, why does he only ever wear white if he throws up and dies so much? Surely black would be more fitting (no pun I think) for both occasions (for two very different reasons). Secondly, how exactly do you party? I mean... you can go to a party, sure. And you can organise an awesome party... usually achieved by inviting a magician. But how does W.K. party? Like, if a room is empty... can he just walk into it and party? 'til he pukes? Can he be sitting in a boring bible study and be like "party... NOW!" and suddenly everyone starts partying? I would assume that he can. That's fucking awesome!


"Alright... a minor variant in the key of C... 'puke puke puke puke' and now switch the the diminished D... 'party party party party'."