Sunday, May 20, 2007

go go gadget cartridge reallignment

We're all familiar with the tragic story of Jonathan. Dude was just chillin' on the train tracks, and then... RIK! Totally squished. His entire life relegated to a crappy Cityrail pun:



But... next time you see the poster at your local station, take a closer look at Jonathan's handwriting:



Holy shit! That ain't no human calligraphy. It looks like the combined work of Windows Paint and a cheap bubblejet printer. Can't you see what this means?

JONATHAN IS A BIONIC MAN!!!! When he lost his arm, the government rebuilt him, and, in a similar vein to Inspector Gadget, fitted the sucker out with a mechanical arm. Capable of bubblejet printing! This is what our taxpayer dollars are funding - legions of atomic superJonathans.

PANIC

8 Comments:

At 5/20/2007 05:52:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or maybe, just maybe, he used to write with his right hand, and after it was torn off, he had to learn to write again with his left. ;-)

 
At 5/20/2007 06:21:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Fuck man! I liked the emo blog but this is just daft cunt nonsense.

 
At 5/21/2007 11:34:00 AM, Blogger penfold said...

anonymous has multiple personalities.
neither personality recognises sarcasm.

 
At 5/24/2007 05:02:00 PM, Blogger Garth said...

What I find particularly amusing about the second anonymous' exclamation is that s/he implies that there was some point where the blog switched from emo to "daft cunt nonsense". You may have noticed the title change, but really, it's like Crunchy Nut Cornflakes - the stuff in the box labeled "Honey Crunch Cornflakes" is just as good (better I'd argue).

 
At 5/24/2007 07:49:00 PM, Blogger conditionals said...

I don't know about that GT. Even though I know the bix in packets of 'Weet-Bix: Fruity' are technically the same bix as those in 'Fruity-Bix', they just taste... wrong.

 
At 5/25/2007 09:22:00 PM, Blogger Garth said...

Exactly my point W. They may look or taste different but ultimately they're both still just carbon (or silicon in the blag case) based. Thus the perception is not necessarily a true reflection of the reality.

 
At 5/28/2007 06:16:00 PM, Blogger c*bennett said...

i'm quite partial to a bit of daft cunt nonsense at the best of times

 
At 5/29/2007 09:15:00 PM, Anonymous mofotwo said...

Crunch nut cornflakes? Honey? Weet bix? Tbh, I think I AM actually too much of a daft cunt to understand some things. And I'm the guy from the 2nd anonymous explanation. I saved this guys blog to my favourites so I guess I'm a bit of a sad cunt as well. Anyways looking forward to the next blog! daft cunt or emo or...

 

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