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We're all familiar with the tragic story of Jonathan. Dude was just chillin' on the train tracks, and then... RIK! Totally squished. His entire life relegated to a crappy Cityrail pun:
But... next time you see the poster at your local station, take a closer look at Jonathan's handwriting:
Holy shit! That ain't no human calligraphy. It looks like the combined work of Windows Paint and a cheap bubblejet printer. Can't you see what this means?
JONATHAN IS A BIONIC MAN!!!! When he lost his arm, the government rebuilt him, and, in a similar vein to Inspector Gadget, fitted the sucker out with a mechanical arm. Capable of bubblejet printing! This is what our taxpayer dollars are funding - legions of atomic superJonathans.
PANIC
8 Comments:
Or maybe, just maybe, he used to write with his right hand, and after it was torn off, he had to learn to write again with his left. ;-)
Holy Fuck man! I liked the emo blog but this is just daft cunt nonsense.
anonymous has multiple personalities.
neither personality recognises sarcasm.
What I find particularly amusing about the second anonymous' exclamation is that s/he implies that there was some point where the blog switched from emo to "daft cunt nonsense". You may have noticed the title change, but really, it's like Crunchy Nut Cornflakes - the stuff in the box labeled "Honey Crunch Cornflakes" is just as good (better I'd argue).
I don't know about that GT. Even though I know the bix in packets of 'Weet-Bix: Fruity' are technically the same bix as those in 'Fruity-Bix', they just taste... wrong.
Exactly my point W. They may look or taste different but ultimately they're both still just carbon (or silicon in the blag case) based. Thus the perception is not necessarily a true reflection of the reality.
i'm quite partial to a bit of daft cunt nonsense at the best of times
Crunch nut cornflakes? Honey? Weet bix? Tbh, I think I AM actually too much of a daft cunt to understand some things. And I'm the guy from the 2nd anonymous explanation. I saved this guys blog to my favourites so I guess I'm a bit of a sad cunt as well. Anyways looking forward to the next blog! daft cunt or emo or...
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