steroids aren't 'real' drugs

Continuing with my nostalgic trip through early 90s cartoons, I've been watching a lot of the Action Man TV show on VHS. It was totally awesome... and also groundbreaking, in that it combined merchandise tie-ins, live action, and cartoon segments seamlessly using unique (and actually trademarked) Morphing Techniques™.

However, like most early 90s cartoons, each episode finished with a ham-fisted moral messages segment, delivered by Action Man himself. One particularly awesome segment was aimed at all the drug-taking 10 year olds who tuned into the show (obviously they thought it featured breakthrough Morphine Techniques™).

I think you'll find it to be the best thing you've ever seen: